1. People of Indianapolis are ashamed of their city's name, they call Indianapolis Indy. I think they think that sounds trendy and better. It doesn't though.
2. People of Indianapolis are generally a very kind and generous people, always lending a helping hand. (I think this is because the U.S. Affiliate for Lilly, the company that makes prozac, is located right near downtown).
3. There is a company named Indiana Oxygen by the expressway --- What the hell do they do!?
4. I didn't actually see any hicks in Indianapolis, but I saw a couple trailer parks, so I know they're out their somewhere. See 'How to Catch A Hick' for more info on bringing them into the open, if you really want to.
5. You can think of the city of Indianapolis, if you live in the Southern Ontario area, as Mississauga or Hamilton, but with more escalators.
6. I saw a commercial for a store called Don's Guns and it kinda disturbed me, because Don acted like a fucking car salesman, and the goddamned store was the size of three average Taco Bells. Another thing that disturbed me was that I saw four kids playing with two real rifles. One had the thing open, and was fiddling with the bullets. The other 3 were passing the thing around.
7. Indianapolis really loves it's amateur teams. Why? It's professional teams suck.

That's all folks!