Things To Say To Get Bitch Slapped By Your Girl

1.Boy your boobs look small today

2.Do you stuff yourself because I could swear yesterday your boobs were bigger

3.Last night sucked

4.Isn't that girl over there a chick

5.My dad thinks your hot

6.I told my parents that we were at Base 20, is that ok

7.Your sisters pretty hot

8.You want to go three way tonight

9.Would You please get implants

10.Sorry I cant go to the movies tonight I'm going to watch a porno instead

11.How bout I dump you and you go for Double D {he's desperate}

12.You Again? Oh, i don't like you anymore. -By Danielle

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