How To Annoy Your Pokemon-Loving Roomate
By Double D

1. Mimic the priest who said that pokemon was evil and satanic, take all his stuff and burn it in a huge bonfire somewheres. When he asks where all his stuff went, tell him you burnt it, but it was for the greater good.
2. Tell him that you have found a way to capture the impossible to get Mew. When he asks how, say "No Comment", "Sorry, no cigar for you amigo", "Now don't you regret treating me the way you have", when he is about reading to give up, pretend that you gave in and tell him something really bogus but time-consuming like, "Turn your gameboy on and off 151 times, then visit all the towns in order, once you have done this return to Proffesser Oak, he will give you the Mew"
3. Draw little mustaches on the pokemon in his pokemon cards.
4. 'Accidently' sell all his pokecrap at a flea market for outrageously low prices.
5. Constantly murmer, "I'll get you Pikachu."
6. Block or put a password on the channel that shows the pokemon animated TV show.
7. Tell him that you're the son of a squirtle (a water pokemon), when he asks to see your powers swallow some water then spit it at him.
8. Scratch his pokemon CD
9. Tape over his movie 'Mewtwo strikes Back' when it comes out
10. Make him do anything 'Pokemon Related' outside the apartment/house/room

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