How to Annoy Your Fish Loving Roommate By Double D
1. If it is your turn to cook, take his fish, fry them up, and serve them to him with fries and vinegar. Call it 'Chef's Surprise'. Tell him what the surprise is after he's eaten.
2. Declare your new found love for fish. Then buy a small predatory fish, place it in his tank and start laughing maniacally.
3. Put chlorine in the tank, while he is watching.
4. Buy a small rubber fish and start juggling with it. (for best results use his fishies)
5. Take one of his fish, dead or alive, and feed it to a neighborhood cat.
6. Take all of his fish, and place them in a bowl with no decorations, or anything the fish can hide behind. Leave it outside, letting various animals take shots at it.
7. Wear one of his fish on a chain, around your neck.
8. While he is watching, take a fish and stick it somewhere on your hat. Call yourself 'Yankee Doodle'
9. Replace his gravel with kitty litter.
10. Replace his fish with the mechanical fish you can buy in some stores, claim that now they are Y2K compliant
11. Replace his thing that airates the water with a straw.
12. Pawn his fish.
