Everyone knows that President Kennedy was killed by "lone nut" Lee Harvy Oswald, well if you agree with that statement you have choked on Task Force Apple's propaganda. I have spoken to numerous witnesses under the agreement of complete anomynity. The first witness Tom Jones saw a rather plump red apple like object handing two hundred dollars over to what looked like Oswald while saying "Make the apple proud make the apple proud." A week later born gabriel was in a gun shop and saw a man that resembled Oswald hand over a slip of paper saying "The apple sent me." The next week the minute the President got shot,a neighbor heard a loud laugh and the words "That's a boy I know a certian looney looney thats going to eat some apple crisp tonight." from a house who's owner was only known as "Mr.A" and a minute later the words "You'll get yours Sweden". This has lead me to believe that when Oswald said "I'm just the apple's pastry" he was refuring to the apple's greatest hit.
