1. Insist that Hitler was French
2. Repeat the words ”French toast thats what they want you to think”
3. Insist your roommate talk to you in French and when he or she says anything mutter “where did he learn French”
4. Whenever your roommate says anything in French say you didn’t like the conjugated verb they used in that sentence. Refuse to expand
5. Whenever you have a friend over repeat very loudly “don’t mind my roommate he’s French”
6. Say a messed up sentence to your roommate like “je pas pomme les manger cest tu”and when roomate says he doesn’t understand mutter “and your French”
7. Talk French in a British accent then say to your roomate “your accent sounds British,to sound French shape your accent after mine”
8. Ask your roomate to join Green Peace
9. Insist that the French are followers of the French dictionary
10. Repeat “English is the language of the future”