By Double D
I was born April, 22nd, 1786, to Mom Dragon. Me, Mom, and my 17 brothers and sisters lived in dragon meadow, our father had been killed by crusading knights two months before my birth. It was a tough time for dragons, then. We were one of the last families, and many of our kind died each day. At the age of 15 I decided to strike out on my own, so I left dragon meadow. Shortly thereafter a oriental raiding party bristled with fireworks stormed the meadow, killing all of my brothers and sisters. Mom was severely injured, and died later at the nearest humane society branch. I never had the chance to visit her. (sniff).
Since I could not go home, I decided to enroll in 'The School For Young Dragons', where I learned how to feast, fight and fly (well, I just perfected those skills, I was actually quite skilled, before school) the three F's.
After I graduated from the school from young dragons, I got careless and was captured by a used car salesman, Ginny Gibroni, who had me on his lot for seven hard, long, grueling years. Fortuanately, as he was closing a deal with a young family, (you wouldn't believe how much I cost! ) I managed to escape. Now, I was thirty, a young dragon with no job and no hope of making an honest living (what self-respecting human would hire a dragon back then?). So, I decided to raid houses in the middle of the night, and suck them dry of all their valuables and money. It was going good, I was rich, no one could stop me! (oh, to have my youth again!)Unfortuanately, one night I accidently raided one Mary Shooerbloom's house, (a former dragon slayer) luckily, I managed to escape that house with all of my organs and limbs. I now refer to this point in time only as my horrible defeat. After my horrible defeat I went into hiding. Only once did I ever life my hidden dormain, and that was too buy myself a newfangled computer thingy, which I now use to work on this site.
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