HICKVILLE, CANADA (otherwise known as Caledon East)- A shocking turn of events has left the unusually large cow community of the area shaking with fear. Earlier this month, a young calf, Missie Sally, mysteriously disapeared off the Innis' rather large farm. Eyewitnesses who were present at the scene saw a 'strange light' coming from the Innis' hayfield. A stranger clad totally in dark purple appeared and took Missie Sally by the cowbell and led her away. The eyewitnesses did not see where Missie Sally was taken, but do remember 'strange screams of pleasure' throughout the rest of the night. Police assigned the case are totally baffled, they have no evidence or clues as to the wherabouts and identity of the cow snatcher. The 'dark purple plaid', skin has led them to believe that extraterrestrials may have been involved. "We don't really know if Aliens were involved," says Sergeant Moomie, "but we are looking into that as a possibility." Meanwhile mother Girfed Harty, and father Frank Harty mourn the loss of their poor calf, "We don't know who took her, but we beg whoever did to please bring her back." If you have any information related to this article you can call the Caledon Crimestoppers at 1-800-MOO-4YOU.