Here I will answer some frequently asked questions concerning the APPLE.
Q: Will he kill me if he finds me?
A: Yes, yes he will.
Q: Can I kill him?
A: Yes, if you find him. In fact, I will have an article up here regarding what you should do with him if you find him.
Q: How did he get here?
A: He crash landed on Earth, causing a huge crater, millions of years ago. Not many people know this, but, he killed off the dinosaurs.
Q: When will I get to see pictures of him?
A: Very soon, when I convert the picture files of him that I have to GIFS, or JPEGS.
Q: Why does he appear in colour on the blackest of black and white photos?
A: Because of the way the chemcials on the surface on his body reacted with those old cameras.