Dildo the Dragon/Double D: He is the all-powerful site designer, creater of ALL web graphics, and constant contributer to the less serious area's of this page.

Pornochio/Master P: He contributes to this page's less serious area, but constantly slacks off and takes vacations to see his slack-jawed relatives in Saskatchewan. Fears the coming Apocalypse.

Site History

Sometime in October: Dildo the Dragon and Pornochio decide to create a website with Dildo's greatly improved HTML and their newly aquired Grade 8 smarts, hoping to surpass their extremely crappy Assgoblin's site. It is safe to say they did.
Sometime in November: Feeling that their site was ready, they signed it up for numerous search engines. Seeing their site names, Pornochio's mom temporairily forced them to become Double D and Master P. They still use these names sometimes, but also use the original long names.
Sometime in December: Double D decides to update the page's design. It becomes exactly twenty-three times better than the original, and more professional. Oh yah!